'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Acme, Not a customer was stirring, not even a baby; The price tags were hung in the aisle with care, In hopes that some last minute shoppers soon would be there;
Their dinner supplies were stacked all sloppily in their carts, While visions of 10 for $10 deals warmed up their hearts; And the cashier in her apron, and the manager in his tie, Are there to say Merry Christmas to you, Acme Style!
Well, maybe it doesn't go exactly like that, but Merry Christmas to everyone and I wish Acme and Albertsons the best in the new year.
And as the classic poem goes...
ReplyDelete'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Acme,
Not a customer was stirring, not even a baby;
The price tags were hung in the aisle with care,
In hopes that some last minute shoppers soon would be there;
Their dinner supplies were stacked all sloppily in their carts,
While visions of 10 for $10 deals warmed up their hearts;
And the cashier in her apron, and the manager in his tie,
Are there to say Merry Christmas to you, Acme Style!
Well, maybe it doesn't go exactly like that, but Merry Christmas to everyone and I wish Acme and Albertsons the best in the new year.
Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThanks Ross for the awesome retelling of a Christmas classic!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all the Acme fans out there.
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